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$20 Gildan Softstyle tees!
100% Cotton
Super soft with some flow

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$20 Gildan Softstyle tees!
100% Cotton
Super soft with some flow

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Let's celebrate the solid state!
I miss mixtapes and music that I owned.

Next Level ringer tee
Sizes XS-3XL
100% Cotton
Unisex

Let's celebrate the solid state!
I miss mixtapes and music that I owned.

Next Level ringer tee
Sizes XS-3XL
100% Cotton
Unisex

The Good vs. The Cool.

My Gildan Softstyle tee = the dependable boy next door.

Next Level 3600 = the one your mom warned you about.

Choose your fighter.

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The Good vs. The Cool.

My Gildan Softstyle tee = the dependable boy next door.

Next Level 3600 = the one your mom warned you about.

Choose your fighter.

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This is JTxTS — a kitschy collaboration between creative brainiac/maniac, Jason Torchinsky @jasonttorch and the ever strange but still sweet, Total Sally @totalsally, blending Jason’s joyfully unhinged ideas with Sally’s design magic to bring them to life.
This collection is a nostalgic joyride through the Gen X/Millennial afterschool universe of polymers, pixels, and procrastination — all turned into things you can actually wear, use, and love.

What you’ll find in JTTS:

    •    ⚾️ Old-school baseball tees
    •    🎉 Delightfully drab party attire
    •    📟 Retro-inspired graphic tops
    •    🏡 Nerd-chic home décor
    •    🎮 Throwback art perfect for your inner ’70s/’80s kid 
 
Two creatives. One rabbit hole crammed full of nostalgia for a time when maybe we were happy. A whole bunch of designs ready for your closet, couch, or closet that you insist is a “hobby room.”
Explore JTxTS here: totalsally.com/jtts

This is JTxTS — a kitschy collaboration between creative brainiac/maniac, Jason Torchinsky @jasonttorch and the ever strange but still sweet, Total Sally @totalsally, blending Jason’s joyfully unhinged ideas with Sally’s design magic to bring them to life.
This collection is a nostalgic joyride through the Gen X/Millennial afterschool universe of polymers, pixels, and procrastination — all turned into things you can actually wear, use, and love.

What you’ll find in JTTS:

    •    ⚾️ Old-school baseball tees
    •    🎉 Delightfully drab party attire
    •    📟 Retro-inspired graphic tops
    •    🏡 Nerd-chic home décor
    •    🎮 Throwback art perfect for your inner ’70s/’80s kid 
 
Two creatives. One rabbit hole crammed full of nostalgia for a time when maybe we were happy. A whole bunch of designs ready for your closet, couch, or closet that you insist is a “hobby room.”
Explore JTxTS here: totalsally.com/jtts

Black Friday starts now at totalsally.com
Spend $100 for free shipping AND $10 off the total of your order.

Wishing everyone a fantastic start to their holiday season!

Coupon can be used once towards the subtotal of at least $100 on your purchase for a $10 discount.

Black Friday starts now at totalsally.com
Spend $100 for free shipping AND $10 off the total of your order.

Wishing everyone a fantastic start to their holiday season!

Coupon can be used once towards the subtotal of at least $100 on your purchase for a $10 discount.

I’m a total sellout.
Well… not total. But my Gildan sweatshirts are disappearing FAST- come check them out before they all POOF and disappear.

If you’ve been eyeing one, this is your moment —
🧵 All sweatshirts are 10% off!
👀 Limited sizes left

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I’m a total sellout.
Well… not total. But my Gildan sweatshirts are disappearing FAST- come check them out before they all POOF and disappear.

If you’ve been eyeing one, this is your moment —
🧵 All sweatshirts are 10% off!
👀 Limited sizes left

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A small update, but a nice one:
orders over $100 now ship free.

A small update, but a nice one:
orders over $100 now ship free.

Dead Air Sweatshirt Drop 🌀
My Dead Air print is now available on Gildan fleece-lined sweatshirts — soft, sturdy, and built for all-day comfort.

Perfect for chilly mornings, late-night hangs, or pretending winter isn’t happening. The weight, the cut, the coziness—it’s one you’ll actually keep.

Available in 8 colors and sizes S–5X (note: some color/size combos may vary). Check your size for available colors and grab your favorite before it’s gone.

Dead Air Sweatshirt Drop 🌀
My Dead Air print is now available on Gildan fleece-lined sweatshirts — soft, sturdy, and built for all-day comfort.

Perfect for chilly mornings, late-night hangs, or pretending winter isn’t happening. The weight, the cut, the coziness—it’s one you’ll actually keep.

Available in 8 colors and sizes S–5X (note: some color/size combos may vary). Check your size for available colors and grab your favorite before it’s gone.

My new print, Dead Air! Now available on the Comfort Colors, Color Blast, Sweatshirts.

Also available on my $20 Gildan Tees and Gildan sweatshirts!

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My new print, Dead Air! Now available on the Comfort Colors, Color Blast, Sweatshirts.

Also available on my $20 Gildan Tees and Gildan sweatshirts!

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NEW IN THE SHOP! Totalsally.com has 100% cotton, unisex, ringer tees!
Sizes XS-3X 10% off on all ringer tees.

NEW IN THE SHOP! Totalsally.com has 100% cotton, unisex, ringer tees!
Sizes XS-3X 10% off on all ringer tees.

The new ringer tees are here and they’re acting weird already.
Cats plotting crimes, monsters yelling, horses in space. It's chaos.

All printed on natural cotton because anything worth having should be a bit biodegradable.

totalsally.com — come see what happened.

The new ringer tees are here and they’re acting weird already.
Cats plotting crimes, monsters yelling, horses in space. It's chaos.

All printed on natural cotton because anything worth having should be a bit biodegradable.

totalsally.com — come see what happened.

Cozy season, Total Sally style.
From French-Terry “Beast Mode” sweatshirts and the return of Scary Baby to all-over-print hoodies, hypnotic pillows, and ringer tees featuring a trouble-making kitty— it’s a whole moodboard of cozy chaos.

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Cozy season, Total Sally style.
From French-Terry “Beast Mode” sweatshirts and the return of Scary Baby to all-over-print hoodies, hypnotic pillows, and ringer tees featuring a trouble-making kitty— it’s a whole moodboard of cozy chaos.

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He just wants to snuggle while you whisper incantations and stir your little cauldron of chaos.
Scary Baby is back for Fall/Winter 2025 looking adorable and slightly possessed, as always. Now on more shirts than ever: Bella + Canvas premium cotton tees, Gildan Softstyle ($20 every day), cozy Gildan sweatshirts, and the ultra-cool Tultex ¾-sleeve baseball tee.

Slide over to totalsally.com
and adopt one before he starts levitating.

He just wants to snuggle while you whisper incantations and stir your little cauldron of chaos.
Scary Baby is back for Fall/Winter 2025 looking adorable and slightly possessed, as always. Now on more shirts than ever: Bella + Canvas premium cotton tees, Gildan Softstyle ($20 every day), cozy Gildan sweatshirts, and the ultra-cool Tultex ¾-sleeve baseball tee.

Slide over to totalsally.com
and adopt one before he starts levitating.

New things just dropped:
Raglan baseball tees (for your inner 1970s heartthrob),
embroidered sweaters (for your emotionally stable era),
French terry sweatshirts, 100% cotton tees,
and yes—actual women’s sizes.
Go touch some French terry.

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New things just dropped:
Raglan baseball tees (for your inner 1970s heartthrob),
embroidered sweaters (for your emotionally stable era),
French terry sweatshirts, 100% cotton tees,
and yes—actual women’s sizes.
Go touch some French terry.

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Finally, a tee that still looks good after you’ve worn it three days in a row.
100% cotton, retro ringer style, and featuring our most popular prints.
They’re on sale—so get 'em while you can!

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Finally, a tee that still looks good after you’ve worn it three days in a row.
100% cotton, retro ringer style, and featuring our most popular prints.
They’re on sale—so get 'em while you can!

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Fun Fits For Fall!
Check out my printed Gildan Sweatshirts all 10% off :)

Fun Fits For Fall!
Check out my printed Gildan Sweatshirts all 10% off :)

🩸 Splatter & Flatter 🩸
Knock ’em dead, baby. Our new blood-spatter skater dresses and unisex tees are real-deal fashion—no cheap costume vibes, just bold prints that slay.

✨ Style it your way:
• Wear solo for instant horror-chic.
• Add makeup or props for full fright-night drama.
• Keep it street-ready long after Halloween.

Multiple colors. Limited run. Splatter & flatter every crowd.

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🩸 Splatter & Flatter 🩸
Knock ’em dead, baby. Our new blood-spatter skater dresses and unisex tees are real-deal fashion—no cheap costume vibes, just bold prints that slay.

✨ Style it your way:
• Wear solo for instant horror-chic.
• Add makeup or props for full fright-night drama.
• Keep it street-ready long after Halloween.

Multiple colors. Limited run. Splatter & flatter every crowd.

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It's time for a Fall sale!

Come see what I've got in store for you this Fall! It's coziness, coolness, and a little craziness.

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It's time for a Fall sale!

Come see what I've got in store for you this Fall! It's coziness, coolness, and a little craziness.

<3 TotalSally.com

Believe it or not it's going to be chilly soon! Time to stock up on some cozy stuff.
All Total Sally sweatshirts are 10-15% off while supplies last. Get em before they're gone!

Only at totalsally.com

Believe it or not it's going to be chilly soon! Time to stock up on some cozy stuff.
All Total Sally sweatshirts are 10-15% off while supplies last. Get em before they're gone!

Only at totalsally.com

This is the sweatshirt your other sweatshirts warned you about.
Made from medium-weight cotton blend fleece, it’s soft like your favorite tee but definitely a real-deal sweatshirt—warm, cozy, and just the right heft. The pigment-dyed Color Blast finish gives it that worn-in, vintage look (each one’s a little different). Double-stitched so it holds up to actual life. You’ll wear it five days in a row and call it a vibe.

Six colors and six unisex sizes S–3X.
Only available at TotalSally.com.

This is the sweatshirt your other sweatshirts warned you about.
Made from medium-weight cotton blend fleece, it’s soft like your favorite tee but definitely a real-deal sweatshirt—warm, cozy, and just the right heft. The pigment-dyed Color Blast finish gives it that worn-in, vintage look (each one’s a little different). Double-stitched so it holds up to actual life. You’ll wear it five days in a row and call it a vibe.

Six colors and six unisex sizes S–3X.
Only available at TotalSally.com.

RIP Ozzy! He was the coolest. When I heard Bark At The Moon as a kid, that was it, I was hooked. What a trailblazer. He will definitely be missed.

RIP Ozzy! He was the coolest. When I heard Bark At The Moon as a kid, that was it, I was hooked. What a trailblazer. He will definitely be missed.

Well, it's true.

Give the baby in your life a great head start on movie trivia with this cotton baby onesie, sizes NB-24m. 👼🚘

Different colors to choose from!

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Well, it's true.

Give the baby in your life a great head start on movie trivia with this cotton baby onesie, sizes NB-24m. 👼🚘

Different colors to choose from!

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If there is a Bigfoot, I bet he's pretty awesome.

Printed on Gildan Softstyle tees.
Lots of colors
Lots of sizes

Come visit me!
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If there is a Bigfoot, I bet he's pretty awesome.

Printed on Gildan Softstyle tees.
Lots of colors
Lots of sizes

Come visit me!
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Introducing the newest tee that I'm printing on, the Comfort Colors, Boxy Tee!
I'm excited about this one.
Same luxurious organic cotton as the other Comfort Colors tees, but in a breezy boxy cut that hits at the waist.

Six colors and women's sizes S-2XL
15% off right now at totalsally.com

Introducing the newest tee that I'm printing on, the Comfort Colors, Boxy Tee!
I'm excited about this one.
Same luxurious organic cotton as the other Comfort Colors tees, but in a breezy boxy cut that hits at the waist.

Six colors and women's sizes S-2XL
15% off right now at totalsally.com

All Gildan tees at Total Sally are $20!
Set yourself up for some hot weather with a cool tee!

Swipe and see--->

All Gildan tees at Total Sally are $20!
Set yourself up for some hot weather with a cool tee!

Swipe and see--->

☀️ Summer forecast: 98% chance of sweat.
Good thing Gildan tees are just $20—lightweight, classic, and ready to look cool even when you're a sweaty mess.

Perfect for throwing on, sweating through, and still somehow looking cool.
Grab yours now. Your summer uniform awaits.

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☀️ Summer forecast: 98% chance of sweat.
Good thing Gildan tees are just $20—lightweight, classic, and ready to look cool even when you're a sweaty mess.

Perfect for throwing on, sweating through, and still somehow looking cool.
Grab yours now. Your summer uniform awaits.

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Just waiting patiently for the perfect time... for crime!

One color print available on a wide selection of Bella+Canvas premium stretchy colorful cotton blend shirts. These tees are made in Los Angeles, printed, and shipped from San Jose, CA.

Just waiting patiently for the perfect time... for crime!

One color print available on a wide selection of Bella+Canvas premium stretchy colorful cotton blend shirts. These tees are made in Los Angeles, printed, and shipped from San Jose, CA.

Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies too.
Printed on the classic Gildan Softstyle tee.
Sizes xs-5xl
$20
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Yeah, it's one of my favorite movies too.
Printed on the classic Gildan Softstyle tee.
Sizes xs-5xl
$20
www.totalsally.com

Nothing beats a perfect tee! These Bella+Canvas tees are sure to be a huge hit with their Total Sally, Les Monstres prints. Bella+Canvas tees are soft as a monster's eyeball and offer a little more stretch than Comfort Colors, American Apparel, or Gildan tees. Definitely the Total Sally favorite tee, but don't let me decide for you, Total Sally offers prints on a wide range of tees from premium to classic. Go take a peek at the shop!
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Nothing beats a perfect tee! These Bella+Canvas tees are sure to be a huge hit with their Total Sally, Les Monstres prints. Bella+Canvas tees are soft as a monster's eyeball and offer a little more stretch than Comfort Colors, American Apparel, or Gildan tees. Definitely the Total Sally favorite tee, but don't let me decide for you, Total Sally offers prints on a wide range of tees from premium to classic. Go take a peek at the shop!
www.totalsally.com

Today is Trans Day of Visibility—a day to uplift, support, and celebrate trans lives.

We made this sweatshirt as a simple but loud reminder: Protect Trans People. Not just today, not just in words, but in action. In policy, in healthcare, in classrooms, in communities, and everywhere people deserve to live safely and freely.

Trans people have always been here. Let’s keep showing up for them.

Today is Trans Day of Visibility—a day to uplift, support, and celebrate trans lives.

We made this sweatshirt as a simple but loud reminder: Protect Trans People. Not just today, not just in words, but in action. In policy, in healthcare, in classrooms, in communities, and everywhere people deserve to live safely and freely.

Trans people have always been here. Let’s keep showing up for them.

www.totalsally.com

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Premium Bella+Canvas tees with the Les Monstres characters are here! These soft premium tees are so cute, it's crazy. They're sure to be a favorite shirt. New monsters, (left to right) Valentin, Biggie, and Creeper are sure to be a big hit around your house. Part of the Les Monstres collection at www.totalsally.com

Premium Bella+Canvas tees with the Les Monstres characters are here! These soft premium tees are so cute, it's crazy. They're sure to be a favorite shirt. New monsters, (left to right) Valentin, Biggie, and Creeper are sure to be a big hit around your house. Part of the Les Monstres collection at www.totalsally.com

Introducing Les Monstres from Total Sally! A collection of printed tees featuring cute, colorful, and a bit creepy, monsters. Les Monstres are available on $20 Gildan tees and on premium Comfort Colors, Color Blast tees. Visit the Les Monstres collection on TotalSally.com to see all the good stuff!
#lesmonstres
#totalsally

Introducing Les Monstres from Total Sally! A collection of printed tees featuring cute, colorful, and a bit creepy, monsters. Les Monstres are available on $20 Gildan tees and on premium Comfort Colors, Color Blast tees. Visit the Les Monstres collection on TotalSally.com to see all the good stuff!
#lesmonstres
#totalsally

Les Monstres embroidered dad hat!
Product features
- Unstructured body for all-day comfort
- 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
- Precurved visor for a classic look
- Adjustable snap closure for a custom fit
- Made from 100% cotton for softness and durability

Les Monstres embroidered dad hat!
Product features
- Unstructured body for all-day comfort
- 6-panel structure with eyelets for breathability
- Precurved visor for a classic look
- Adjustable snap closure for a custom fit
- Made from 100% cotton for softness and durability

Les Monstres baby onesies! Printed on quality Gerber baby onesies.
10% off on totalsally.com/les-monstres

Les Monstres baby onesies! Printed on quality Gerber baby onesies.
10% off on totalsally.com/les-monstres

There's no time like the present! Let's stand up for our trans friends and family by donating to a charity that does crucial work in the southern United States, advocating for the rights of trans people. Even if you don't buy a sweatshirt consider donating directly to CSE through their website.
Sweatshirt is available at totalsally.com/sweatshirts
Lots of love to @southernequality

*Total Sally is not affiliated with The Campaign For Southern Equality, merely a concerned citizen interested in raising money for a worthwhile crucial cause.

There's no time like the present! Let's stand up for our trans friends and family by donating to a charity that does crucial work in the southern United States, advocating for the rights of trans people. Even if you don't buy a sweatshirt consider donating directly to CSE through their website.
Sweatshirt is available at totalsally.com/sweatshirts
Lots of love to @southernequality

*Total Sally is not affiliated with The Campaign For Southern Equality, merely a concerned citizen interested in raising money for a worthwhile crucial cause.

Anxiety when the vibes are off. Inspired by Andy Warhol's Triple Elvis. CMYK is a colorful expression of the modern mania enclosing upon us.

Anxiety when the vibes are off. Inspired by Andy Warhol's Triple Elvis. CMYK is a colorful expression of the modern mania enclosing upon us.

It's wild out here! No joke.
Gildan tees $20 everyday.

It's wild out here! No joke.
Gildan tees $20 everyday.

The vibes are way off!
Stimulate the economy the fun way—by buying a $20 Gildan tee from an indie artist (me). It won’t fix capitalism, but it will make you look extremely cool. And that counts for something.
#totalsally
#gildan
#gildansoftstyle

The vibes are way off!
Stimulate the economy the fun way—by buying a $20 Gildan tee from an indie artist (me). It won’t fix capitalism, but it will make you look extremely cool. And that counts for something.
#totalsally
#gildan
#gildansoftstyle

Monsters, but make it fashion! 👹✨ Now available on premium Comfort Colors tees or classic Gildan—so you can customize your lewks. Oh, and all Gildan tees are $20 right now at www.totalsally.com

#totalsally
#lesmonstres

Monsters, but make it fashion! 👹✨ Now available on premium Comfort Colors tees or classic Gildan—so you can customize your lewks. Oh, and all Gildan tees are $20 right now at www.totalsally.com

#totalsally
#lesmonstres

The Les Monstres prints on premium Comfort Colors tees. Lots of colors and sizes to choose from.

www.totalsally.com/les-monstres
#totalsally
#lesmonstres

The Les Monstres prints on premium Comfort Colors tees. Lots of colors and sizes to choose from.

www.totalsally.com/les-monstres
#totalsally
#lesmonstres

Its hard to beat the best! These Gildan sweatshirts are really great quality. The prints look great on them, they're super soft, and they're a great price!
All of my Gildan sweatshirts are 10% off right now! Come take a look at my whole Gildan selection including my $20 tees!

Its hard to beat the best! These Gildan sweatshirts are really great quality. The prints look great on them, they're super soft, and they're a great price!
All of my Gildan sweatshirts are 10% off right now! Come take a look at my whole Gildan selection including my $20 tees!

Happy International Women's Day from Total Sally where it's a woman's day everyday lol
Cheers y'all!

Happy International Women's Day from Total Sally where it's a woman's day everyday lol
Cheers y'all!

Some things are classics for a reason. Why change a good thing? Like this classic ringer tee representing one of the world’s most active hurricane zones and home to diverse marine life, like dolphins, whale sharks, and mantra rays!
Such a petty part of the country! I mean pretty part of the country ❤️

Some things are classics for a reason. Why change a good thing? Like this classic ringer tee representing one of the world’s most active hurricane zones and home to diverse marine life, like dolphins, whale sharks, and mantra rays!
Such a petty part of the country! I mean pretty part of the country ❤️

The classic American tee—now featuring my prints. You probably already own a Gildan tee or two. 100% ringspun cotton, trusted by artists and printmakers for decades. Though it’s not a premium tee, it holds ink like a dream and wears exactly how a classic should. No frills, just a solid, time-tested shirt with my original designs. And at $20, it’s an easy yes. Available now at totalsally.com/gildan

#totalsally #gildan #teedesign

The classic American tee—now featuring my prints. You probably already own a Gildan tee or two. 100% ringspun cotton, trusted by artists and printmakers for decades. Though it’s not a premium tee, it holds ink like a dream and wears exactly how a classic should. No frills, just a solid, time-tested shirt with my original designs. And at $20, it’s an easy yes. Available now at totalsally.com/gildan

#totalsally #gildan #teedesign

Yes, I did that! Had to show off my business card mockup! 🔥
Printed with gold foil by the good folks at @moo

Yes, I did that! Had to show off my business card mockup! 🔥
Printed with gold foil by the good folks at @moo

This week only! Some of my most popular prints are available on Gildan Softstyle Tees in sooo many different colors! Treat yourself a little special this week. Let's have some fun!

Gildan Softstyle tees are 100% ringspun cotton.

This week only! Some of my most popular prints are available on Gildan Softstyle Tees in sooo many different colors! Treat yourself a little special this week. Let's have some fun!

Gildan Softstyle tees are 100% ringspun cotton.

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