LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

Let's Have Some Fun!


Sally & Neptune 2026
Hi, I’m Sally.
I'm an artist and designer originally from Los Angeles, now living in North Carolina. I started Total Sally because I truly believe that a t-shirt and jeans is a complete outfit.
I’ve been making art and messing around in Photoshop since I was a teenager in the ’90s, and my brain is permanently full of old skateboard graphics, horror movies, vintage advertising, album covers, and things that probably shouldn’t look good together but somehow do.
Everything at Total Sally starts with something I genuinely want to make and usually something I genuinely want to wear. I design the artwork myself and work with small-batch and made-to-order manufacturers to turn it into clothing, which means I can make unusual things without filling a warehouse with stuff nobody asked for.
I care a lot about color, really good quality blanks, interesting details and making clothes that feel special without feeling precious. Basically, if I can't find it, I want to make it!
When things don't work out...
If something arrives damaged, misprinted, incorrect, or otherwise not right, I’ll take care of it.
Just send me a message with photos and I’ll work with you to make it right.
Photos should show: damage, incorrect printing, photo of entire item
SIZING + RETURNS
Most items are made to order, so I can’t accept returns for simple size issues on certain pieces
(like boots, jackets, and knitwear).
Please check the size chart or reach out if you’re unsure—I’m happy to help.
NEED A DIFFERENT SIZE?
For standard print-on-demand tees and sweatshirts, contact me within 14 days of delivery and I will give you store credit for a size exchange.
Shipping charges (if applicable) are non-refundable.
Please note: knitwear, jackets, embroidered items, footwear, and other specialty products are not returnable.
Please reach out for damaged items or wrong orders.
Because most Total Sally items are made to order, we’re unable to accept returns or exchanges for change-of-mind purchases (buyer's remorse).
Please double-check sizing, colors, and product details before ordering.
If your item arrives damaged, misprinted, or the size isn’t quite right, reach out — I’ll always do my best to help.
WHY ARE THE SAME DESIGNS ON DIFFERENT TEES?
Each design is available on multiple styles and fabrics.
Some are more budget-friendly, others are more premium—it just depends on the fit and feel you want.
QUESTIONS?
Text me (best): 910-679-6966
Email me anytime.
Or message me on Instagram: @totalsally
Thank you for reading the About section :)
I’m glad you’re here.